Sunday, March 29, 2009

I wish you could scoop me into your arms, away from this hellish pit.

You know know know what? =P on the 26th of March 2009, my family met the OTHER side of the family. =P Well, my grandma's long lost sister! What's weird is that the sister and her husband's name are the same as my parents! David and Judy Wu. And and and if you translate Goh into chinese, it means 'wu' too!
It doesn't end there and then. The couple's son (about my dad's age o.O), is a pastor! And a book author! And he cracks jokes! Like my dad! The weirdest part is that when i saw his wedding photo in the photo album, he looked JUST LIKE MY DAD.
like WOW.
Anyway6, we had dinner at some restaurant in KL and the 8 course meal was ouch! RM500+. @@

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

gaam nida osaeyo!

This week is crazy.
Under normal circumstances, that is.
No, no, no, i didn't get 50 bruises from paintballing.
No, i didn't go for paintballing.
Though i so badly want to.
Fine! forget the paintballing!



Anyway, my point is, this week is has been my ups and downs week (I should pen that down on my calendar). I got my phone. =P A SHEXY MEXY SE K770i! One this about this phone, is that its not that light, and its so smooth that it's slippery. And that's why I need to get a condom for it.

THE RUBBER CASING DUHHH.(I know some of you are still new to this, like you victorrr.)

Thats the beginning.
I started my driving lessons with this cool indian dude. (He likey Aston Martin too!) He's really chatty, so he's fun =)

He was telling me about another student who don't know when to change gear..

Student: Eh, how la?! cannot masuk!
Indian Dude: You cannot feel ah??
Student: Noo! How to feel?
ID: When it masuk dalam, then you feel la! Okay, masuk now. Got feel or not?
Student: Noo.. Can feel anything meh?!


Sounds like a backfired sex scene.

Anyway, that's driving lessons. For the PRE-TEST,

I FAILEDDD

This time, its a malay dude who was giving me the test.
He was speaking in Korean to me. swt la. Everything also end with saeyo. If you know what i mean. We were chatting during the pre-test and i didn't feel so nervous. =P

THANK YOU IDEA RAWKSTARRS.

But i failed anyway.
I went shopping and oh look! SUGAR! hahahhaa.



I didn't know such shoe existed.

before
Awww, she looks like the shoe. HAHAHA.

After
Cheeseburgers, Sugarr! you don't look like the shoe anymore!
Cheeseburgers:
Nissa and I took up the challenge not to curse. Nissa wanted yellow stockings. But, i think cheeseburgers sounds good.
Like,
"OH CHEESEBURGERS!"
"YOU CHEESEBURGER"
"cheeseburger moronn"
"what in cheeseburgers are you doing?!"
yeah.
Oh yeah! Nissa tagged me.

01. What have you been doing recently?
Caressing my phone. because it dropped down the stairs. =( I TOLD YOU IT'S SLIPPERY!

02. Do you ever turn your cell phone off?
Whatever for?

03. What had happened at 10.00 am today?
I had to bomb the toilet.

04. When did you last cry?
Don't know. Last month?

05. Believe in fate/destiny?
Maybe. With a little doubt.

06. What do you want in your life right now?
Now? To get a streak of idea for my product!

07. Do you carry an umbrella when it rains, or just put up your hood?
My hood. yengg leh? =P

08. What's your favourite thing to have on your bed?
The little baby blue pillow i bought from Ikea.

09. What bottom are you wearing now?
My white shorts that falls off everytime i stand up. what?! It's comfy!
*walks off*
*shorts fall off*

10.What's the nicest text in your inbox say?
Oops. I deleted it.

11. Do you tend to make a relationship complicated?
perhaps.

12. Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
Maybe I'm wearing Nissa's bra? HAHAHAHA. same size.

13. What was the last movie you caught?
Forgot. I think it was Yes Man.

14. What are you proud of?
So many little things to be proud of! The slogan thing, the SPM thing, the Idea Rawkstarrs thing.. =)

15. What does the oldest message in your inbox says?
Hello~ This is Louis! Are you remember me??? how are you and your sisters and your parents? i remembrance you and your family and your house... ah your house is very beautiful :)haha.. malaysia very hot now? the weather in korea is spring... very warm and beautiful road . i study for a occident food and china food.... i wanna it license. so i must obtain a that's food license. if so i need God bless^^. i believe So... how you doing nowadays? could you tell me?? ah... very difficult write in e- mail... haha.. i wish good luck!!! God bless you and your family take care bye~! ah,.... say hello your family ^^

A korean guy whom i met at church. =)

16. What was the last songs you sang out loud?
Taylor Swift & Miley Cyrus-Fifteen

17. Do you have any nick names?
Deb, debbs, baby, babi, barbie, barbarian, doll, mushroom, xiaomei, xiaoham, aunty,

18. What does your last received text message say?
Nest question.

19. What time did you go to bed last night?
12.26 AM.

20. Are you currently happy?
I'm actually more worried than happy.

21. Who gives you best advice?
Dad.

22. Do you eat whipped cream straight from the can?
I WISH!

23.Who did you talk on phone last night?
I was at Idea Rawkstarrs last night.

24. Is anyone bugging you right now?
Nope.

25. What/Who was the last thing/person to make you laugh?
Delena.

26. Do you wear toe socks?
OF COURSE! It's beige yellow, and the toes are brown!

27. Who was the last person you missed a call from?
Kevin.

28. Have you ever had your heartbroken?
Yes. *sings, "when you're fifteen, and s0mebody tells you they love you, and you're gonna believe.."*

29. What annoys you most in a person?
Their ego. i understand that people needs ego. But what really annoys me is when they are super egoistical. They go like "yeah, i know Popshuvit, we're like buddies." And they put on a face that screams, "i know them, you don't. So I'm like more popularrr." Oh cheeseburgers!

30. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Ah, if i say it, my man will crush me. =P

31. Have you ever done coccaine?
It's called coke right? No, but I tried Minyak Cap Kapak. =P equally addictive. Oopss! did i say that out loud? =P

32. What is the colour of your room?
Don't ask. I hate it.

33. Would you kill someone you hate for a billion dollars?
Yes and he'll go "killing me softly with this song, killing me softly.."

34. Do you believe in the saying of: talk is cheap?
YES. OH CHEESEBURGERS I DO.

35. Who was the last person to lie in your bed?
Delena.

36. Who was the last person to hug you?
Kevin. Before he left for his Batu Pahat.

37. Did anyone see the last person you kissed?
The whole of NS

38. Do you have a life?
Yes, yes, yes I do. Thanks to Idea Rawkstarrs.

39. Have you ever think someone died, when they really didn't die?
keith. HAHAHAHA. Of course I'M JOKING!

40. What is the reason behind your profile song?
Because I know that feeling. It's familliar and I can relate to that.

41. Who was the last person you saw in your dream?
Dad. He's not home. =( I miss him. He was wearing his familiar robe.

42. Last time you smile?
Am still smiling.

43. Have you changed this year?
Yep! Positively.

44. What are you listening right now?
To my mom.

45. Are you talking to someone when you're doing this?
Yes. my mom.

46. Do you walk with your eyes opened or closed?
What dyu think it is??
OF COURSE ITS CLOSED.
no, its opened.

47. Is there a quote you live by?
I have to agree with Nissa.

"In my opinion the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what-have-you. The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with. "-Mac McGuff, Juno :)

48. Do you want someone you cannot have?
Yes. =( WILBUR PANNN. shut up, he's hot.

49. Have you ever played an instrument?
Yep. Piano. Tried the violin. And the guitar. Still trying. ;)

50. What was the worst idea you've had in this week?
Turning Minyak Cap Kapak into viagra. Oh man that sucks.

51. What are you doing last night at 11 pm?
Texting Kevin.

52. Are you happy with your love life right now?
Hm, yes. =)

53. What song best describe your love life?
Its different and happy like no song could describle.

54. Does the person know that you like him/her?
yesyesyesyes.

55. Who always make you laugh?
Peter. Shahnaz. Victor. Jeff. OKAY. Idea Rawksatrrs people.

56. Do you speak other language other than English?
Gaam nida osaeyo! =P Korean. Oh yeah. And Bm. mehh.

57. Favourite website(s)?
Blogs, piano sheet blogs.

58. What's your middle name?
Chaunette. HAHAHAAHA i don't have any. I made that up. Np idea where that came from.

59. What are you doing tomorrow?
Will be brainstorming about the more assignments from Peter. I KNOW that's gonna happen.

60. What do you think you are like?Different from the others ; Unique. Extraordinary ;)

61. Who will you choose to die with?
My boyf.

62. Where have you been today?
Bedroom. toilet.

63. What game do you play often?
Taboo.

64. Who are you missing right now?
Shahnaz. Kevin.

65. If you have to choose between friend and love,who will you choose?Friends. But there are certain occassions when I have to choose. Priorities. But, my friends will definitely be on my top list :)

66. What are you doing right now?
laughing at Victor.

67. Which primary school are you from?
Jalan Bukit & Taman Jasmin 1.

68. Name 3 colours that you like?
Baby pink, black, baby blue.

69. What emotion you like to show?
I don't have the need to show i guess.. I just do it. =S (hahahaha Nike)

70. What is your life to you?
Before Idea Rawkstarrs, I was like, life is something for you to pass by. Live well and you get to Heaven. Eat, live, die. But now I see. A purpose. My life is my one chance to show somethin, to do something. One chance is all I've got, and it's not about making money. It's about the quality.

71. If you have something troubling you,what will you do?
Pray first, then breathe. God'll give a clearer view. He ALWAYS makes things work out.

72. Who did you last chat in msn today?
Victor.

73. Who do you admire most?
Besides my dad? YASMIN AHMADDD.

74. Which month are you born in?
September.

75. How are you feeling right now?
Worried. headachey.

76. What is the time now?
12.20 PM

77. What kind of person do you think the one who tagged you is?
She's the one that understands my jokes(most of them). Dirty or lame, she still laughs like an idiot with me. but she's got moody streaks. That's a bummer.

78. What colour did you use to dye hair?
Purple. I wish.

79. Why are you doing this test?
I like tags?

80. What do you do when you're moody?
I try not to let people notice, so i shut up. But i think it's my facial expression that blows the cover.

81. At which age you wish to get married?
25. When you're young and still hyperr. =P hyper old is a lil gross.

82.Who is more important to you?
Family.

83. If today is the last day of your life,what will you do?
Everything will be handwritten to all my family, closest buddies, and to my man, about how the moments shared with them are

84. Who is the person you trust the most?
Jesus. I don't trust myself as much either!

85. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after a rain?
Biblically and scientifically.

86. If you have a dream come true,what would it be?
To be of service to the Lord in a way that I am happy doing it.

87. What is your goal for this year?
Get into college with an attitude that screams "I'm ready, I'm ready" like spongebob.

88. Do you believe in eternity love?
yes, yes i do.

89. What feeling do you love most?
satisfaction. and accomplishment.

90. Do you really think it's global warming now?
What sane person would say no?

91. What feeling do you hate the most?
Complication and tangle that not only tie you down but also impossible to solve.

92. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
Yes.

93. Do you believe in God?
The anticipated question, YES, YES, YES I DO.

94. Who cares for you most?
Give all your worries and cares unto the Lord for he cares for You. =) in Philippians. =)

95. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
How I'm living it.

96. What will you bring when you fight?
BATA SLIPPERS! I've been waiting for this moment. HAHAHAAHAH (inside joke)

97. What have you done regretted doing in your whole life?
Nex question.

99. What if your boyfriend/girlfriend two-timed you?
GASPP. ABSURDD! *british accent*

100. How do you feel now?Lazy.

---

Anyway, i was chatting with victor.


The Don Victor-- Earth Hour?Is it like Happy Hour? Do we get free beers? ¯\(º_o)/¯ says:
module 2 is gonna end next few weeks right

debbs says:
yeah

debbs says:
=(

debbs says:
i like peter now

The Don Victor-- Earth Hour?Is it like Happy Hour? Do we get free beers? ¯\(º_o)/¯ says:
u heard what johnathon said?

debbs says:
what?

The Don Victor-- Earth Hour?Is it like Happy Hour? Do we get free beers? ¯\(º_o)/¯ says:
he heard from janet

debbs says:
thattttttttttttt?

debbs says:
COME ONNNN STOP THE SUSPENSE

debbs says:
COME ON VICTORRRR

The Don Victor-- Earth Hour?Is it like Happy Hour? Do we get free beers? ¯\(º_o)/¯ says:
drumroll

The Don Victor-- Earth Hour?Is it like Happy Hour? Do we get free beers? ¯\(º_o)/¯ says:
lights fade

The Don Victor-- Earth Hour?Is it like Happy Hour? Do we get free beers? ¯\(º_o)/¯ says:
curtain rises

The Don Victor-- Earth Hour?Is it like Happy Hour? Do we get free beers? ¯\(º_o)/¯ says:
lights on

debbs says:
YOU ERASED WHAT YOU WERE GONNA SAY!

The Don Victor-- Earth Hour?Is it like Happy Hour? Do we get free beers? ¯\(º_o)/¯ says:
drumrooooool

debbs says:
CHEESEBURGERS!

The Don Victor-- Earth Hour?Is it like Happy Hour? Do we get free beers? ¯\(º_o)/¯ says:
ahaha yes

The Don Victor-- Earth Hour?Is it like Happy Hour? Do we get free beers? ¯\(º_o)/¯ says:
XD

debbs says:
SAY IT

The Don Victor-- Earth Hour?Is it like Happy Hour? Do we get free beers? ¯\(º_o)/¯ says:
suspense debb

debbs says:
you need breacol HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

The Don Victor-- Earth Hour?Is it like Happy Hour? Do we get free beers? ¯\(º_o)/¯ says:
ahaha

debbs says:
COME ONNNN

The Don Victor-- Earth Hour?Is it like Happy Hour? Do we get free beers? ¯\(º_o)/¯ says:
good things come to those that wait

The Don Victor-- Earth Hour?Is it like Happy Hour? Do we get free beers? ¯\(º_o)/¯ says:
drumroll

The Don Victor-- Earth Hour?Is it like Happy Hour? Do we get free beers? ¯\(º_o)/¯ says:
leprechauns dancing

debbs says:
SO IS THIS A GOOD THING?

The Don Victor-- Earth Hour?Is it like Happy Hour? Do we get free beers? ¯\(º_o)/¯ says:
erm

debbs says:
opps caps

The Don Victor-- Earth Hour?Is it like Happy Hour? Do we get free beers? ¯\(º_o)/¯ says:
k

The Don Victor-- Earth Hour?Is it like Happy Hour? Do we get free beers? ¯\(º_o)/¯ says:
i better tell

The Don Victor-- Earth Hour?Is it like Happy Hour? Do we get free beers? ¯\(º_o)/¯ says:
lol

The Don Victor-- Earth Hour?Is it like Happy Hour? Do we get free beers? ¯\(º_o)/¯ says:
else you might claw me to death

debbs says:
hahah you bet i will

The Don Victor-- Earth Hour?Is it like Happy Hour? Do we get free beers? ¯\(º_o)/¯ says:
in peter's class, if you dont have a headache you're not trying hard enough

The Don Victor-- Earth Hour?Is it like Happy Hour? Do we get free beers? ¯\(º_o)/¯ says:
in janet's class you haven't died, you're not trying hard enough

The Don Victor-- Earth Hour?Is it like Happy Hour? Do we get free beers? ¯\(º_o)/¯ says:
badumpish

debbs says:
AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH OH NOOOOO

The Don Victor-- Earth Hour?Is it like Happy Hour? Do we get free beers? ¯\(º_o)/¯ says:
that was anti climatic eh

The Don Victor-- Earth Hour?Is it like Happy Hour? Do we get free beers? ¯\(º_o)/¯ says:
~___~

debbs says:
OH CHEESEBURGERS

debbs says:
OH DARN IT

The Don Victor-- Earth Hour?Is it like Happy Hour? Do we get free beers? ¯\(º_o)/¯ says:
o_o

The Don Victor-- Earth Hour?Is it like Happy Hour? Do we get free beers? ¯\(º_o)/¯ says:
debbie

The Don Victor-- Earth Hour?Is it like Happy Hour? Do we get free beers? ¯\(º_o)/¯ says:
calm

The Don Victor-- Earth Hour?Is it like Happy Hour? Do we get free beers? ¯\(º_o)/¯ says:
dowwn

The Don Victor-- Earth Hour?Is it like Happy Hour? Do we get free beers? ¯\(º_o)/¯ says:
here's a roll of seaweed

The Don Victor-- Earth Hour?Is it like Happy Hour? Do we get free beers? ¯\(º_o)/¯ says:
relax

debbs says:
*munches seaweed*

debbs says:
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thursday, March 19, 2009

my dog's butt is breathing.

the night before.
I played.
Taboo.

the day itself.
i gave.

He gave.


the next day.
I saw.
Conclusion: Nissa wasn't studying.



My disgusting lunch now.
--

okay, enough with the two word exercise. Hehehe. Inside joke. So today my mom bought fishes. And then....

debbs says:
nono
omg
my dog ate my fish
ew
omg
ew
ew
ew

???? says:
huh

debbs says:
oh gosh

???? says:
live fish?

debbs says:
and i witnessed it
yeah

???? says:
what kind of fish??

debbs says:
omg thats just sick
dunno
just bought wan

???? says:
alamak

debbs says:
its disgusting
oh shit........

???? says:
hahaha

debbs says:
my dog is a murderer
oh man she regurgitated something

???? says:
grossssssssssssss
do smth!
go get it out of his mouth

debbs says:
she ate it up

???? says:
grosssssssss
bring her to the toilet
and make her vomit it out

debbs says:
ew now shes shitting

???? says:
omg

debbs says:
got fish head in there

???? says:
your dog is

debbs says:
ew'

???? says:
huh
so fast?!

debbs says:
dunno
my sister say wan
i don dare see
ewwww

???? says:
omg
dont say already
im eatng lunch here

debbs says:
shes eating my pendrive!


This dog is sick.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

K770i here i come!

It wasn't by my might, strength or intelligence, but by the Spirit of God. I totally depended on God, because I didn't even have faith in myself. This morning, I thought to myself, if i cannot do this, God can. I will walk into the school with God. But still I was afraid. (I'm still human wat!) But i kept on praying. Sick to my gut, I dragged my feet over to Convent's Pavillion along with Mimi, Joanne and Yee Thong.
And I got

8As, 2Bs and 1C.
Black and white, there ya go!
(:
Oh yeah, one more A1 for GCE

Totally off my expectations!
I guess praying isn't such a drag after all. =)
To know that God is really watching over me and He does care. I mean I know that He cares, but its not everyday that you get this kinda opportunity that shows how much God loves You. It was prayer.

Absopositively true.

Sunday, March 08, 2009

i want raw salmon



EEWWW, Delena's got shit in her fingernails!
EEWWWW!

Friday, March 06, 2009

ass tales

My aunt sent me an email. =) Enjoy!
--
The Pastor's Ass
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the Race again, and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the very next day.

The moral of the story is ..... being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life.. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer! Have a nice day!